I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.
- Groucho Marx (1895-1977)
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
- Paris Hilton

What animal lives the shortest? The Mayfly. These insects are the shortest living animals on the planet, as the adult lifespan of a fly from this species is only 24 hours.