No returns will be accepted without prior authorization.
We reserve the right to charge a 20% restocking fee on any returned merchandise. Freight charges will not be credited/refunded on any returned merchandise.
All products must be in 100% re-saleable condition.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
JOB HISTORY: Left last four jobs only because the managers were completely unreasonable.
- item on actual resume
