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Write drunk; edit sober.
- Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)
Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.
- Yiddish Proverb quotes
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
- George Carlin
