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The kind man feeds his beast before sitting down to dinner.
- Hebrew Proverb
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
- George Carlin
People say I’ll be drafted in the first round, maybe ever higher.
- football player Craig Ironhead Heyward
Arrested but minor: We stole a pig, but it was a really small pig.
- item on actual resume
