I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
- Yogi Berra
Arrested but minor: We stole a pig, but it was a really small pig.
- item on actual resume

Did You Know?

Trivia Question: What animals have teeth that never stop growing?

ANSWER: Rabbits, squirrels, and rodents.

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