Prima-Rocker

Introducing the Prima-Rocker! Perfect for your primate pals who just can't get enough of lounging around. Say goodbye to flimsy cardboard boxes and hello to the ultimate in primate luxury. This half-dome comes complete with handles for rocking and rolling around like a king (or queen) on a throne. And when it's time for a snack, just flip it over and hide some goodies inside. It's like a treasure hunt for your favorite monkey! Plus, the Prima-Rocker comes with a built-in sunshade, perfect for those bright, sunny days when your anthropoid wants to make a fashion statement. And let's not forget the most important feature: the Prima-Rocker is fully UV protected, made from food-grade Polyethylene in 32 fantastic colors! We even included a drain hole in the bottom - but if you need more, just say the word! Customize your Prima-Rocker with our 4 wall thicknesses and tons of customization options, all at no charge. And best of all, all plastic is recyclable. So go ahead, give your primate the royal treatment they deserve with the Prima-Rocker!

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Trivia Question: The age of a Lion can be determined by its……

ANSWER: Nose.

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