Prima-Rocker

Introducing the Prima-Rocker! Perfect for your primate pals who just can't get enough of lounging around. Say goodbye to flimsy cardboard boxes and hello to the ultimate in primate luxury. This half-dome comes complete with handles for rocking and rolling around like a king (or queen) on a throne. And when it's time for a snack, just flip it over and hide some goodies inside. It's like a treasure hunt for your favorite monkey! Plus, the Prima-Rocker comes with a built-in sunshade, perfect for those bright, sunny days when your anthropoid wants to make a fashion statement. And let's not forget the most important feature: the Prima-Rocker is fully UV protected, made from food-grade Polyethylene in 32 fantastic colors! We even included a drain hole in the bottom - but if you need more, just say the word! Customize your Prima-Rocker with our 4 wall thicknesses and tons of customization options, all at no charge. And best of all, all plastic is recyclable. So go ahead, give your primate the royal treatment they deserve with the Prima-Rocker!

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
Photo Credits

Photos Courtesy of Desert Plastics

When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
- George Carlin
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
- George Carlin

Did You Know?

Trivia Question: What is the smallest mammal in the world?

ANSWER: Bumblebee Bat

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