Quote 107

Arrested but minor: We stole a pig, but it was a really small pig.

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Photo Credits

  • Elephant Nature Park in Chiang Mai, Thailand, by Jodi Thomas
  • Pittsburgh Zoo & PPG Aquarium
  • Big Cat Rescue in Tampa, Florida

Quote 188

Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

John Benfield

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